10 Things To Know About Octopi- From a Teen Boys mind.

1. They have eight legs
2. I mean tentacles
3. Nine of these tentacles are actually concealed rocket launchers
4. The blue ring octopus is poisonous 
5. All octopi are purple
6. They can open a jar. Of what? you ask. Just a jar.
7. They shoot ink from their butt. 
8. Dey mad dope
9. They have suction cups on their arms
10. I mean tentacles.