Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine

Lovely enough, like every other holiday valentines day is the day that someone was killed. Its a roman catholic holiday, and most commonly falls the day after a friday the 13th. In elementry school, valentines day was great, you got to cut out little cards and tape lollipops to them. But, in 6th grade kids completely ignored it. Maybe it was the fear of getting teased, or maybe it was that they were to overwhelmed with the ability to go outside for lunch. In 7th grade children tried to hand out cards and candy while others made cards with little chainsaws and bloody cleavers painted on them (i tried). And now in 8th grade kids felt compelled to give there "friends" roses and strange weeds that you would find in a deserted field (if you need further explanation watch the video we are watching in science).
On friday kids got there letters with the letters NYC printed on the top that look like they will eat someone which is a bit scary to say the least. And then underneath is quite possibly their future They make it VERY clear if you dont get because there are some nice little neat
NO OFFER
NO OFFER's
and they make you feel sad and depressed.
The stomach flu sucks but in my opinion you shouldn't be THAT mean to it. Here's how i picture it:
You should be nice because the stomach bug suffers from vomiting and aches as well and they want friends.
Bye for now, Lucky and Jazz

2 comments:

  1. Very great post! I'll assume that this is Sophie because Sophie's pets are named lucky and jazz. I love the transition from valentines day to the stomach bug. Good luck!
    -Guy Noël Futterhorn
    PS: air, aleph, the fool, 0/22, 1, 11, between keter and chochma. I hope this will help you one day. shalom!

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  2. By the way, did you do that pic? if so, you have mad adobe illustrator skills.
    -guy noel

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